Spooktober: Kid Dracula

Kid Dracula is a Castlevania spinoff released in 1993 for the Gameboy. It’s a sequel/remake of an earlier, inferior Japan-only NES game. You play as Dracula’s son, on a quest to save the castle or something, the story was neither clear nor important. The game doesn’t really play similar to Castlevania as you might expect,… Continue reading Spooktober: Kid Dracula

Retro Resurrection: The Year of Unwanted Surprises

I didn’t ask for this, and I’m sure you didn’t either. Hell, I can’t even think of a single person that could have wanted this. Our cries for mercy go unheard as our sadistic overlords begin the ceremonial shaking of the creatively insolvent piggy bank. And out of it’s decrepit underbelly exuded the corpse of… Continue reading Retro Resurrection: The Year of Unwanted Surprises