Chibi Robo – Spring Cleaning

Apparently people like to clean in the springtime. I just like to play video games. Chibi-Robo is a game about cleaning, a game about cleaning with a toothbrush as a 2 inch tall robot. An already tedious task scaled to “fuck you” proportions. Still want to clean? Doesn’t matter, because your real task is to… Continue reading Chibi Robo – Spring Cleaning

The Far Cry 3 Template

The Far Cry 3 Template is a basic plan to make an open world game, one which everyone will recall as fun, praising its gameplay, all without an inch of proper game design. This template existed before Ubisoft’s Pile Of Shit 3, in many different forms, from many different developers. I term it as such… Continue reading The Far Cry 3 Template

Rotlich Critiques: The Robot Masters of our time

The year really is 20XX, so naturally that means that Mega Man is now canon. That means we live among Robot Masters now! Let’s see what kinda robot masters are out there! I mean, goddamn, we have serving robots, mining robots, and robots we didn’t even fucking make – they just keep dropping from space.… Continue reading Rotlich Critiques: The Robot Masters of our time

Situation: A New Word For Story in Games

I want a new way to look at the story in games, what we have now just won’t do. Games are obviously a different medium than movies, or books, and some developers fail to understand this. So, why even have a story, or care about it? Like John Carmack said, “Story in a game is… Continue reading Situation: A New Word For Story in Games