The Tale of the Cracker Connoisseur

Once upon a time there was a cracker connoisseur who was named William Henry York or something like that. He had eaten crackers all his life, and soon came to realize there was more to crackers than being simply a salty snack. Lately, he was in search of a more sophisticated cracker. He had always… Continue reading The Tale of the Cracker Connoisseur

Digital Dreams are Made of Wires and Things

Virtual Reality: The Year the Universe Ended — Part 2 “Tell us, Robek.” The static characters displayed drip with sardonic bemusement. I respond with a curt, Tell you…what? “You always say crazy shit.. what do you think about virtual reality? Just a gimmick or maybe something more?” A reply that proves my anxiety driven suspicion. Oh, I’ll tell you.… Continue reading Digital Dreams are Made of Wires and Things

I Am Going To Kinkshame The President-Elect Of The United States Of America And There’s Not A God Damn Thing You Can Do About It

In today’s sociopolitical journalistic landscape, fact-checking, credibility, and sincerity in reporting has (rightfully) come to the forefront. We’re all tired of “Fake News” and that ilk, right? I mean, I’d hope that anyone smart enough to be reading my column realizes that fucking Clickhole isn’t real news. This entire “Trend” of people being fooled by… Continue reading I Am Going To Kinkshame The President-Elect Of The United States Of America And There’s Not A God Damn Thing You Can Do About It

2012: The Year the Universe Ended

How deep down the rabbit hole are you willing to go? Mythology, conspiracy, religion and science fiction — all of these things may hold the answer as to why 2016 surprised you and why you’ve felt so depressed these past 4 years.

We hope you’ll suspend some disbelief and stick with us through this 3-part series.

2016 Hellection, In Pepe We Trust

It is happening. The election is nigh. Pepe’s chosen has sex with his supermodel wife before styling his signature hair using the moisture from the linens of virgins for hair gel and riding his EAGLE from the top of Trump Tower. He rides to the polls. Meanwhile, in the darkness of the Democrats’ HQ, Hillary sits on a… Continue reading 2016 Hellection, In Pepe We Trust

What is the Alt-right? An overview.

These memes are all I know Why #GamerGate was a mistake and the worst flavored redpill. The year is 2016. That is truly the current year. Some of us have been users of the internet for decades. When the internet was invented, 神様 (Kami-Sama) gave the user only two commandments: 1. Don’t believe anything you read… Continue reading What is the Alt-right? An overview.