- The Tale of the Cracker Connoisseur Once upon a time there was a cracker connoisseur who was named William Henry York or something like that. He had eaten crackers all his life, and soon came to realize there was more to crackers than being simply a salty snack. Lately, he was in search of a more sophisticated cracker. He had always […]
- Digital Dreams are Made of Wires and Things Virtual Reality: The Year the Universe Ended — Part 2 “Tell us, Robek.” The static characters displayed drip with sardonic bemusement. I respond with a curt, Tell you…what? “You always say crazy shit.. what do you think about virtual reality? Just a gimmick or maybe something more?” A reply that proves my anxiety driven suspicion. Oh, I’ll tell you. […]
- “Cooking With The Realest” Transformed His Kitchen… and His Life. #CookingWithTheRealest changed this notorious hacker's life and will change your kitchen.
- I Am Going To Kinkshame The President-Elect Of The United States Of America And There’s Not A God Damn Thing You Can Do About It In today’s sociopolitical journalistic landscape, fact-checking, credibility, and sincerity in reporting has (rightfully) come to the forefront. We’re all tired of “Fake News” and that ilk, right? I mean, I’d hope that anyone smart enough to be reading my column realizes that fucking Clickhole isn’t real news. This entire “Trend” of people being fooled by […]
- 2012: The Year the Universe Ended How deep down the rabbit hole are you willing to go? Mythology, conspiracy, religion and science fiction — all of these things may hold the answer as to why 2016 surprised you and why you’ve felt so depressed these past 4 years. We hope you’ll suspend some disbelief and stick with us through this 3-part series.
- 2016 Hellection, In Pepe We Trust It is happening. The election is nigh. Pepe’s chosen has sex with his supermodel wife before styling his signature hair using the moisture from the linens of virgins for hair gel and riding his EAGLE from the top of Trump Tower. He rides to the polls. Meanwhile, in the darkness of the Democrats’ HQ, Hillary sits on a […]
- What is the Alt-right? An overview. These memes are all I know Why #GamerGate was a mistake and the worst flavored redpill. The year is 2016. That is truly the current year. Some of us have been users of the internet for decades. When the internet was invented, 神様 (Kami-Sama) gave the user only two commandments: 1. Don’t believe anything you read […]