ON August 6th, let’s all go to mcdonald’s and order a fortnite burger. the look on the employee’s faces will be awesome. One month ago I woke up at about 7:30, and, like everyone else in the world, I immediately checked my Twitter feed during my morning shit. Buried inside of “The Algorithm” (which actually […]
Namco Did 9/11
Okay I’m sure you’ve heard lots of conspiracy theories, but this one is for sure true. I know it sounds crazy, but when you think about it, it’s crazy for it not to be true. We’re talking damning evidence here. Let’s work backwards: What was Namco doing back in the good ol’ days after 9/11? […]
Top 5 Ways You Can Tell If You Are Currently Living In A Society
You’ve probably asked yourself this question before. “Am I living in a society?” If you’re the type of person who googles “QAnon Antifa Paul Simon Farewell Concert” and “What does SEO stand for?” you probably have always pondered the great questions in life, like “What is a society?”, “am I living in one?”, “Do they […]
Americans Should Pay an Amazon Prime Payroll Tax (and why that’s a good thing)
I’m lucky to live in a place as wonderful as Austin, Texas. It’s not San Francisco but it has just enough transplants from California that it’s starting to feel like it! We even have at least 3 In-N-Out’s. Haha, that’s just a little bit of Texan bitching — contrived and tired, I’m sure you’ve heard […]
How To Use the Pen Tool in Illustrator (And How to Draw A Fish)
I was recently tasked with a favor from a friend. While I failed at the actual favor, this video should help you get started using our favorite proprietary software, Adobe Illustrator.
Quick Rundown Episode 21: ARK ECOSYSTEM
Cryptocurrency is all the Buzz. In this episode of QUICK RUN DOWN, we learn about Ark.io – a great project with a solid dev team. ARK: Survival Evolved. Stranded on the shores of a mysterious island, you must learn to survive. Use your cunning to kill or tame the primeval creatures roaming … disclaimer: this […]
How to make a 30 Year Old Boomer Smoothie
Success comes from the three B’s. Boxes, Backyard, and Breakfast. You can have everything I have if you eat a balanced breakfast. Fortnite is a bad game and you should consider playing good games like Halo Classic, Quake III, Unreal Tournament. I used a 4-cycle weed eater to deal with my yard after consuming a […]
WHY WE’RE SO EXCITED FOR THESE EPIC INSANE E3 2018 REVEALS
In this video, WHY explores all the great parts of E3.
Valve and Why I Don’t Pay For (most) Games
I don’t write much about current events because usually I don’t care, but here I go. Recently, Valve has made some decisions concerning the sale of certain games on Steam, and I’m sure you can find out details on your own. But the important part is what it means for the sale of PC games […]
Who Is PlayerUnknown? Solving the Greatest Mystery of Our Time.
There are questions that, with enough time and enough lack of answers, become embedded in the human psyche. The collective consciousness of mankind still asks themselves every day about the functionality of magnets, or whether someone shot and killed John F. Kennedy, or if his head just did that. There’s been one specific question on […]
The Coaches Corner “Three Days Late Playoff Preview” Article
It’s the most wonderful time of the year, folks. That’s right. It was Homestuck Day yesterday. Just kidding. I don’t even give enough of a shit about 4/13 to write a joke review. Hiveswap actually did come out, by the way. It was okay. A solid 7/10. Ever since then, Homestuck was bought some anime […]
Loom
Do you have a moment to talk about Loom? Loom is an 1990 Lucasarts Lucasfilm Games point-and-click adventure game made for DOS. Despite this incredibly specific genre category, it’s almost nothing like Maniac Mansion or The Secret of Monkey Island. I’ll spare the summary, since it’s more worthwhile for you to play the extremely short […]