Activity – Worldwide Hyper Yawn

Worldwide Hyper Yawn wrote a new post, Ape Escape 3 years, 10 months ago

If there’s one thing I love most about video games, it’s controls. I’m more likely to forgive a game’s flaws if it tries to use controls in a unique way, and many of my favorite games (like MGS 2 and Katamari) use […]

triodug replied 3 years, 10 months ago

Great review but disappointed you didn’t discuss what the fuck the lives actually are. Are they cookies? coins? what are they?
- Worldwide Hyper Yawn replied 3 years, 10 months ago
  
  They’re obviously the little disc things you put underneath a couch to keep them from scratching up the floor it’s so obvious
  - triodug replied 3 years, 10 months ago
    
    Do you mean coasters? You effing dummy. Those are for your drinky drinks.
    - Worldwide Hyper Yawn replied 3 years, 10 months ago
      
      No you use a Final Fantasy 13 disc for coasters. You get a bonus 2 if you buy the 360 version

Worldwide Hyper Yawn wrote a new post, Kero Blaster 3 years, 11 months ago

Kero Blaster is a game by Daisuke Amaya, or Pixel, the same guy who made Cave Story. It’s almost impossible not to mention and compare Cave Story when talking about Kero Blaster, despite the games sharing few s […]

Worldwide Hyper Yawn replied 3 years, 10 months ago

Yeah, it certainly doesn’t stick as well as Cave Story does, with no hook to make it stand out from the rest. That’s part of the reason why I felt I needed to review this, to give it the little exposure I can give.

Worldwide Hyper Yawn wrote a new post, Namco Did 9/11 3 years, 11 months ago

Okay I’m sure you’ve heard lots of conspiracy theories, but this one is for sure true. I know it sounds crazy, but when you think about it, it’s crazy for it not to be true. We’re talking damning evidence […]

Worldwide Hyper Yawn replied 3 years, 11 months ago

Ever notice how Iceman from Crazy Taxi 2 looks a whole lot like Vamp from Metal Gear Solid 2?
Worldwide Hyper Yawn replied 3 years, 11 months ago

Or we could buy Ace Combat 7 on February 1

Worldwide Hyper Yawn wrote a new post, WHY WE'RE SO EXCITED FOR THESE EPIC INSANE E3 2018 REVEALS 4 years, 2 months ago

In this video, WHY explores all the great parts of E3.

Worldwide Hyper Yawn wrote a new post, Valve and Why I Don't Pay For (most) Games 4 years, 2 months ago

I don’t write much about current events because usually I don’t care, but here I go.

Recently, Valve has made some decisions concerning the sale of certain games on Steam, and I’m sure you can find out details […]

Coaches Corner replied 3 years, 11 months ago

dude chill lmao

Worldwide Hyper Yawn wrote a new post, Loom 4 years, 4 months ago

Do you have a moment to talk about Loom?

Loom is an 1990 Lucasarts Lucasfilm Games point-and-click adventure game made for DOS. Despite this incredibly specific genre category, it’s almost nothing like Maniac […]

Worldwide Hyper Yawn replied 4 years, 4 months ago

My family needs food I’m taking any opportunity I can

Worldwide Hyper Yawn wrote a new post, The Year in Review: Video Games 2017 4 years, 4 months ago

2017 was a year in which video games were released, I think. Much better than all those years where video games were not released. Anyways, I did make an article like this last year. Last year I wasn’t fucking 2 […]

Worldwide Hyper Yawn wrote a new post, Parasite Eve 4 years, 5 months ago

This time of year, everyone has the same argument with the same people: Is Die Hard a Christmas movie? Sure, it takes place during Christmastime, and there is quite a lot of references to the holiday, but is that […]

Worldwide Hyper Yawn wrote a new post, Gravity Rush Review 4 years, 6 months ago

Near the end of this Summer, some part of my brain broke and I convinced myself buying a PS Vita was a worthwhile endeavor. I’m not sure if it was worth it, but dammit I’ll get my money’s worth out of it, even if […]

Worldwide Hyper Yawn wrote a new post, The Top 5 Things I Learned From Reading All Of The “The Top 5 Things I Learned From Watching All Of The “Death Stranding” Trailers On Hard Drugs” Article On Hard Drugs 4 years, 8 months ago

Okay Coach… Coaches Corner? Coaches? However I’m supposed to say your name, this article is for your eyes only. Also for the eyes of everyone else reading this article. I know this is outside the area of your […]

Worldwide Hyper Yawn wrote a new post, Games Don't Need To Be Shorter 4 years, 8 months ago

But they shouldn’t be longer either.

What do you think when someone tells you a game is 100 hours long? Chances are you don’t get excited; I wouldn’t. Experience shows that a game that long is going to have […]

Worldwide Hyper Yawn replied 4 years, 8 months ago

A short time ago, I played a game once and it was shit but everyone else thought it was fine. In order to prove my opinion I had to embark on a quest to a foreign land, and find the Master of Video Games. It was an old man with a short grey beard, and I vaguely recognized his face. He congratulated me, and told me my quest wasn’t over until I play The Final Video Game. He handed me a blank DVD case, I opened it and it was a used copy of Epic Mickey. I threw the box back at Warren Spector and told him his game is shit. This is how I became an expert on gaming mechanics, and you better believe it.

Worldwide Hyper Yawn wrote a new post, Spooktober Bonus Article – Cut List 4 years, 9 months ago

I don’t have time to play so many games, I’m only one person. Maybe, since I’m a Games Journalist, I can review a game without completing it or knowing too much backstory about it. So here’s a few games which […]

Worldwide Hyper Yawn wrote a new post, Spooktober: Kid Dracula 4 years, 9 months ago

Kid Dracula is a Castlevania spinoff released in 1993 for the Gameboy. It’s a sequel/remake of an earlier, inferior Japan-only NES game. You play as Dracula’s son, on a quest to save the castle or something, […]

Worldwide Hyper Yawn wrote a new post, Spooktober: F.E.A.R. 4 years, 9 months ago

F.E.A.R. is a linear first person shooter in the vein of Half-Life. Released in 2005 by Monolith Productions, it’s a fairly fun game that holds up in the graphics and gameplay departments. The visuals and 3D audio […]

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