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Worldwide Hyper Yawn wrote a new post, Kero Blaster 1 year, 10 months ago
Kero Blaster is a game by Daisuke Amaya, or Pixel, the same guy who made Cave Story. It’s almost impossible not to mention and compare Cave Story when talking about Kero Blaster, despite the games sharing few s […]
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Worldwide Hyper Yawn commented on the post, Namco Did 9/11 1 year, 11 months ago
Or we could buy Ace Combat 7 on February 1
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Worldwide Hyper Yawn commented on the post, I Tried To Order A Fortnite Burger At McDonald's. This Is My Story. 1 year, 11 months ago
Should’ve gone to Culver’s, they’re giving out DayZ burgers
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Worldwide Hyper Yawn commented on the post, Namco Did 9/11 1 year, 11 months ago
Ever notice how Iceman from Crazy Taxi 2 looks a whole lot like Vamp from Metal Gear Solid 2?
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Worldwide Hyper Yawn wrote a new post, Namco Did 9/11 1 year, 11 months ago
Okay I’m sure you’ve heard lots of conspiracy theories, but this one is for sure true. I know it sounds crazy, but when you think about it, it’s crazy for it not to be true. We’re talking damning evidence […]
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Ever notice how Iceman from Crazy Taxi 2 looks a whole lot like Vamp from Metal Gear Solid 2?
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Or we could buy Ace Combat 7 on February 1
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Worldwide Hyper Yawn wrote a new post, WHY WE'RE SO EXCITED FOR THESE EPIC INSANE E3 2018 REVEALS 2 years, 2 months ago
In this video, WHY explores all the great parts of E3.
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Worldwide Hyper Yawn wrote a new post, Valve and Why I Don't Pay For (most) Games 2 years, 2 months ago
I don’t write much about current events because usually I don’t care, but here I go.
Recently, Valve has made some decisions concerning the sale of certain games on Steam, and I’m sure you can find out details […]
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dude chill lmao
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Worldwide Hyper Yawn commented on the post, Who Is PlayerUnknown? Solving the Greatest Mystery of Our Time. 2 years, 3 months ago
Why is it called PUBG when there are neither any pubs in the game nor a g(od) in this world to save us from this hellish existence
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Worldwide Hyper Yawn commented on the post, Loom 2 years, 3 months ago
My family needs food I’m taking any opportunity I can
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Worldwide Hyper Yawn wrote a new post, Loom 2 years, 4 months ago
Do you have a moment to talk about Loom?
Loom is an 1990 Lucasarts Lucasfilm Games point-and-click adventure game made for DOS. Despite this incredibly specific genre category, it’s almost nothing like Maniac […]
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My family needs food I’m taking any opportunity I can
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Worldwide Hyper Yawn wrote a new post, The Year in Review: Video Games 2017 2 years, 4 months ago
2017 was a year in which video games were released, I think. Much better than all those years where video games were not released. Anyways, I did make an article like this last year. Last year I wasn’t fucking 2 […]
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Worldwide Hyper Yawn wrote a new post, Parasite Eve 2 years, 5 months ago
This time of year, everyone has the same argument with the same people: Is Die Hard a Christmas movie? Sure, it takes place during Christmastime, and there is quite a lot of references to the holiday, but is that […]
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Worldwide Hyper Yawn wrote a new post, Gravity Rush Review 2 years, 6 months ago
Near the end of this Summer, some part of my brain broke and I convinced myself buying a PS Vita was a worthwhile endeavor. I’m not sure if it was worth it, but dammit I’ll get my money’s worth out of it, even if […]
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Worldwide Hyper Yawn wrote a new post, The Top 5 Things I Learned From Reading All Of The “The Top 5 Things I Learned From Watching All Of The “Death Stranding” Trailers On Hard Drugs” Article On Hard Drugs 2 years, 8 months ago
Okay Coach… Coaches Corner? Coaches? However I’m supposed to say your name, this article is for your eyes only. Also for the eyes of everyone else reading this article. I know this is outside the area of your […]
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Worldwide Hyper Yawn commented on the post, Games Don't Need To Be Shorter 2 years, 8 months ago
A short time ago, I played a game once and it was shit but everyone else thought it was fine. In order to prove my opinion I had to embark on a quest to a foreign land, and find the Master of Video Games. It was an old man with a short grey beard, and I vaguely recognized his face. He congratulated me, and told me my quest wasn’t over until I play…[Read more]
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Worldwide Hyper Yawn wrote a new post, Games Don't Need To Be Shorter 2 years, 8 months ago
But they shouldn’t be longer either.
What do you think when someone tells you a game is 100 hours long? Chances are you don’t get excited; I wouldn’t. Experience shows that a game that long is going to have […]
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A short time ago, I played a game once and it was shit but everyone else thought it was fine. In order to prove my opinion I had to embark on a quest to a foreign land, and find the Master of Video Games. It was an old man with a short grey beard, and I vaguely recognized his face. He congratulated me, and told me my quest wasn’t over until I play The Final Video Game. He handed me a blank DVD case, I opened it and it was a used copy of Epic Mickey. I threw the box back at Warren Spector and told him his game is shit. This is how I became an expert on gaming mechanics, and you better believe it.
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Worldwide Hyper Yawn wrote a new post, Spooktober Bonus Article – Cut List 2 years, 9 months ago
I don’t have time to play so many games, I’m only one person. Maybe, since I’m a Games Journalist, I can review a game without completing it or knowing too much backstory about it. So here’s a few games which […]
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Worldwide Hyper Yawn wrote a new post, Spooktober: Kid Dracula 2 years, 9 months ago
Kid Dracula is a Castlevania spinoff released in 1993 for the Gameboy. It’s a sequel/remake of an earlier, inferior Japan-only NES game. You play as Dracula’s son, on a quest to save the castle or something, […]
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Worldwide Hyper Yawn wrote a new post, Spooktober: F.E.A.R. 2 years, 9 months ago
F.E.A.R. is a linear first person shooter in the vein of Half-Life. Released in 2005 by Monolith Productions, it’s a fairly fun game that holds up in the graphics and gameplay departments. The visuals and 3D audio […]
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Worldwide Hyper Yawn wrote a new post, May 2017 – Death and Rebirth 3 years, 2 months ago
This month in video games played with what few emotions I have left. Mostly contained in two, completely unrelated events, about the availability of two unique but flawed third person shooters which initially […]
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You and I both know that no monster hunter fan can just abstain from buying one.
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Yeah, it certainly doesn’t stick as well as Cave Story does, with no hook to make it stand out from the rest. That’s part of the reason why I felt I needed to review this, to give it the little exposure I can give.