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Worldwide Hyper Yawn wrote a new post, Loom 1 month, 2 weeks ago

Do you have a moment to talk about Loom?

Loom is an 1990 Lucasarts Lucasfilm Games point-and-click adventure game made for DOS. Despite this incredibly specific genre category, it’s almost nothing like Maniac […]

Worldwide Hyper Yawn replied 1 month, 1 week ago

My family needs food I’m taking any opportunity I can

Worldwide Hyper Yawn wrote a new post, The Year in Review: Video Games 2017 1 month, 4 weeks ago

2017 was a year in which video games were released, I think. Much better than all those years where video games were not released. Anyways, I did make an article like this last year. Last year I wasn’t fucking 2 […]

Worldwide Hyper Yawn wrote a new post, Parasite Eve 2 months, 3 weeks ago

This time of year, everyone has the same argument with the same people: Is Die Hard a Christmas movie? Sure, it takes place during Christmastime, and there is quite a lot of references to the holiday, but is that […]

Worldwide Hyper Yawn wrote a new post, Gravity Rush Review 4 months ago

Near the end of this Summer, some part of my brain broke and I convinced myself buying a PS Vita was a worthwhile endeavor. I’m not sure if it was worth it, but dammit I’ll get my money’s worth out of it, even if […]

Worldwide Hyper Yawn wrote a new post, The Top 5 Things I Learned From Reading All Of The “The Top 5 Things I Learned From Watching All Of The “Death Stranding” Trailers On Hard Drugs” Article On Hard Drugs 5 months, 1 week ago

Okay Coach… Coaches Corner? Coaches? However I’m supposed to say your name, this article is for your eyes only. Also for the eyes of everyone else reading this article. I know this is outside the area of your […]

Worldwide Hyper Yawn wrote a new post, Games Don’t Need To Be Shorter 5 months, 3 weeks ago

But they shouldn’t be longer either.

What do you think when someone tells you a game is 100 hours long? Chances are you don’t get excited; I wouldn’t. Experience shows that a game that long is going to have […]

Worldwide Hyper Yawn replied 5 months, 1 week ago

A short time ago, I played a game once and it was shit but everyone else thought it was fine. In order to prove my opinion I had to embark on a quest to a foreign land, and find the Master of Video Games. It was an old man with a short grey beard, and I vaguely recognized his face. He congratulated me, and told me my quest wasn’t over until I play The Final Video Game. He handed me a blank DVD case, I opened it and it was a used copy of Epic Mickey. I threw the box back at Warren Spector and told him his game is shit. This is how I became an expert on gaming mechanics, and you better believe it.

Worldwide Hyper Yawn wrote a new post, Spooktober Bonus Article – Cut List 6 months, 3 weeks ago

I don’t have time to play so many games, I’m only one person. Maybe, since I’m a Games Journalist, I can review a game without completing it or knowing too much backstory about it. So here’s a few games which […]

Worldwide Hyper Yawn wrote a new post, Spooktober: Kid Dracula 7 months ago

Kid Dracula is a Castlevania spinoff released in 1993 for the Gameboy. It’s a sequel/remake of an earlier, inferior Japan-only NES game. You play as Dracula’s son, on a quest to save the castle or something, […]

Worldwide Hyper Yawn wrote a new post, Spooktober: F.E.A.R. 7 months ago

F.E.A.R. is a linear first person shooter in the vein of Half-Life. Released in 2005 by Monolith Productions, it’s a fairly fun game that holds up in the graphics and gameplay departments. The visuals and 3D audio […]

Worldwide Hyper Yawn wrote a new post, May 2017 – Death and Rebirth 12 months ago

This month in video games played with what few emotions I have left. Mostly contained in two, completely unrelated events, about the availability of two unique but flawed third person shooters which initially […]

triodug replied 12 months ago

You and I both know that no monster hunter fan can just abstain from buying one.

Worldwide Hyper Yawn wrote a new post, The Tale of the Cracker Connoisseur 1 year ago

Once upon a time there was a cracker connoisseur who was named William Henry York or something like that. He had eaten crackers all his life, and soon came to realize there was more to crackers than being simply a […]

Worldwide Hyper Yawn wrote a new post, Chibi Robo – Spring Cleaning 1 year ago

Apparently people like to clean in the springtime. I just like to play video games. Chibi-Robo is a game about cleaning, a game about cleaning with a toothbrush as a 2 inch tall robot. An already tedious task […]

triodug replied 1 year ago

My mom yelled at me once because she told me to clean the house so I pretended to be the robo by sticking my dick into an outlet. My crotch is destroyed but the livingroom was clean.

Worldwide Hyper Yawn wrote a new post, The Far Cry 3 Template 1 year, 1 month ago

The Far Cry 3 Template is a basic plan to make an open world game, one which everyone will recall as fun, praising its gameplay, all without an inch of proper game design.

This template existed before Ubisoft’s […]

robek 'rw' world replied 1 year, 1 month ago

But I liked blood dragon
- Worldwide Hyper Yawn replied 1 year, 1 month ago
  
  yeah, and that’s why i’m writing these articles and not you

Worldwide Hyper Yawn wrote a new post, Thoughts on the Early Access Model 1 year, 1 month ago

Hey

Remember Minecraft? Everyone remembers Minecraft. Kind of a weird game to talk about, since its fanbase, development timeline, popularity, and the gameplay itself are all either terrible or a preface for […]

Worldwide Hyper Yawn

@why