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Coaches Corner wrote a new post, It’s Been Exactly One Year Since I Tried To Order a Fortnite Burger 1 month, 2 weeks ago
On August 6th, 2018, for once in my life, I decided I would do my civic duty. Do I mean something as trivial and stupid as voting? Of course not. Everyone knows voting is a hilarious waste of time unless you live […]
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Coaches Corner wrote a new post, When the Sun Opens 4 months ago
When the Sun Opens
I was told a lie growing up. It was one of those lies that was, at its very core, entirely harmless, especially when it was fed to the over-imaginative brain of a child. Of co […]
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Coaches Corner wrote a new post, Homestuck – The Epilogue 6 months ago
It’s been 10 years since Homestuck started, and 3 years since Homestuck ended. I’ve reviewed Homestuck, I’ve even reviewed the Homestuck spin-off game Hiveswap. I haven’t reviewed Friendsim, which is a […]
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Wow! Very excited to see what happens next in Crazy Taxi 4!
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Coaches Corner wrote a new post, The Top 5 Ways That Bernie Can Still Win. 7 months, 3 weeks ago
I’ve been playing a lot of Age of Empires 2 lately. If you’re one of the few people who still reads my columns on this site, you’d probably be just a little upset if I didn’t make a joke that went something like […]
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captchas don’t even need to be solved anymore, they just have those picture tests so you can train a self-driving car algorithm. and if you don’t train it well enough, it knows you are human and therefore mortal
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Coaches Corner wrote a new post, You Can Hear The People Shouting 11 months, 3 weeks ago
Have you ever heard a joke that was so funny you wish you could hear it a thousand times? A quip, a phrase, an anecdote, anything – not necessarily for the first time either – that simply appreciates in value the […]
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I stopped myself from laughing when I realized I’m being expected to laugh. I will not be used. I laugh in victory.
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Coaches Corner wrote a new post, Death 1 year ago
There’s something old people like to say about the only certainties in life being death and taxes, but come on, let’s be real. No one actually pays their taxes. If the president doesn’t have to, why should anyone […]
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Coaches Corner wrote a new post, I Tried To Order A Fortnite Burger At McDonald’s. This Is My Story. 1 year, 1 month ago
ON August 6th, let’s all go to mcdonald’s and order a fortnite burger. the look on the employee’s faces will be awesome.
One month ago I woke up at about 7:30, and, like everyone else in the world, I immediately […]-
I did this at my local McDonald’s and the cashier informed me that he has in fact fucked my mother
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Should’ve gone to Culver’s, they’re giving out DayZ burgers
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Coaches Corner wrote a new post, Top 5 Ways You Can Tell If You Are Currently Living In A Society 1 year, 1 month ago
You’ve probably asked yourself this question before. “Am I living in a society?” If you’re the type of person who googles “QAnon Antifa Paul Simon Farewell Concert” and “What does SEO stand for?” you probably have […]
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Coaches Corner commented on the post, Valve and Why I Don’t Pay For (most) Games 1 year, 1 month ago
dude chill lmao
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Coaches Corner commented on the post, The Coaches Corner “Three Days Late Playoff Preview” Article 1 year, 5 months ago
Rotlich actually paid us, believe it or not. Boston to win tonight
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Coaches Corner wrote a new post, Who Is PlayerUnknown? Solving the Greatest Mystery of Our Time. 1 year, 5 months ago
There are questions that, with enough time and enough lack of answers, become embedded in the human psyche. The collective consciousness of mankind still asks themselves every day about the functionality of […]
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Why is it called PUBG when there are neither any pubs in the game nor a g(od) in this world to save us from this hellish existence
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Coaches Corner wrote a new post, The Coaches Corner “Three Days Late Playoff Preview” Article 1 year, 6 months ago
It’s the most wonderful time of the year, folks. That’s right. It was Homestuck Day yesterday. Just kidding. I don’t even give enough of a shit about 4/13 to write a joke review. Hiveswap actually did come out, by […]
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Rotlich actually paid us, believe it or not. Boston to win tonight
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Coaches Corner commented on the post, A Response to “Overwatch’s Nicest Players Are Giving Me Anxiety” 1 year, 6 months ago
Hey Nathan I have social anxiety too, to the point where I take medication for it, and I’m still capable of being nice to people online without thinking it’s some big chore. Maybe you should just better yourself and stop blaming others for your own shortcomings
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Coaches Corner wrote a new post, A Response to “Overwatch’s Nicest Players Are Giving Me Anxiety” 1 year, 7 months ago
Firstly – Nathan Grayson, go fuck yourself.
I have been working in the journalism industry for half a decade, and I have been around journalism and the products thereof for my entire life. I have witnessed some […]
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Hey Nathan I have social anxiety too, to the point where I take medication for it, and I’m still capable of being nice to people online without thinking it’s some big chore. Maybe you should just better yourself and stop blaming others for your own shortcomings
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Coaches Corner wrote a new post, Germany 4 – 3 Canada 1 year, 7 months ago
The world often doesn’t make sense, and it seems that the absolutely inexplicable becomes more commonplace with each passing moment. A D-List reality TV star became the leader of the free world. The media now uses […]
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Coaches Corner wrote a new post, The Top 5 Things I Learned From Watching All Of The “Death Stranding” Trailers On Hard Drugs 1 year, 10 months ago
Hideo Kojima. Where do I even start? An absolute visionary in his field, and one of the most clear-cut examples of why anyone should even take the “video games are art” discourse remotely seriously. Kojima is best […]
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Coaches Corner wrote a new post, Last Take #5 – A Eulogy for the Cubs and Yankees 1 year, 11 months ago
Two of my favourite types of columns in the sports journalism world are “why your team sucks” and eulogy columns for whoever has taken the biggest and most highly publicized L in the playoffs recently. I wrote a […]
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Coaches Corner wrote a new post, Last Take #4 – Oh Lore? 1 year, 12 months ago
I forgot it was Monday and I’m kinda under the weather so here’s the lore for a cat named Pixel.
The being that is currently known as Pixel has incredibly complex and trans-universal origins. The original Pixel […]
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Coaches Corner wrote a new post, Last Take #3 – Line Coaching 2 years ago
The word “Line” can apply to a lot of different concepts in sports, but we’re going to be focusing today on the Miami Dolphins offensive line coach I talked about last week. Remember? The guy who was caught on […]
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Coaches Corner commented on the post, Coaches Corner Presents: Last Take #1 – The Leafs, Journalistic Integrity, and Coaches’ Origin Story 2 years ago
Do Jays and Raptors fans really have any ounce of enthusiasm about their team? At least getting on the Leafs train makes sense.
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