It is happening. The election is nigh. Pepe’s chosen has sex with his supermodel wife before styling his signature hair using the moisture from the linens of virgins for hair gel and riding his EAGLE from the top of Trump Tower. He rides to the polls. Meanwhile, in the darkness of the Democrats’ HQ, Hillary sits on a […]

Chapter 1 ohn Egbert was never the type to wax nostalgic about times long since passed, but he couldn’t help but feel a twinge of that deep, emotional and visceral feeling as he left The Office for the day. He said goodbye to his co-workers, (who didn’t say anything back, because they are quite literally […]

Hello, Hello! I am the Rotlich, I go my other names but for this, I go by Rotlich. and I like writing fiction and short stories. Outlandish short stories, I find the outlandish and bizarre to be as terrifying and beautiful, and I hope I can share that with you. so it’s probably going to […]

I’m really good at video games, and any women reading this should call me.

I, for once in my life, am not going to skip the formalities.