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Loom Do you have a moment to talk about Loom? Loom is an 1990 Lucasarts Lucasfilm Games point-and-click adventure game made for DOS. Despite this incredibly specific genre category, it’s almost nothing like Maniac Mansion or The Secret of Monkey Island. I’ll spare the summary, since it’s more worthwhile for you to play the extremely short […] Worldwide Hyper Yawn 2 responses 5 min read April 9, 2018
The Year in Review: Video Games 2017 2017 was a year in which video games were released, I think. Much better than all those years where video games were not released. Anyways, I did make an article like this last year. Last year I wasn’t fucking 2 months late, and furthermore that article was actually good. I also said last year that, […] Worldwide Hyper Yawn One response 6 min read March 27, 2018
Parasite Eve This time of year, everyone has the same argument with the same people: Is Die Hard a Christmas movie? Sure, it takes place during Christmastime, and there is quite a lot of references to the holiday, but is that what makes it so? At the end of the day, it’s still an enjoyable, well-made film […] Worldwide Hyper Yawn No responses 6 min read February 27, 2018
Gravity Rush Review Near the end of this Summer, some part of my brain broke and I convinced myself buying a PS Vita was a worthwhile endeavor. I’m not sure if it was worth it, but dammit I’ll get my money’s worth out of it, even if it kills me. I made sure to get one I could […] Worldwide Hyper Yawn One response 6 min read January 22, 2018
The Top 5 Things I Learned From Reading All Of The “The Top 5 Things I Learned From Watching All Of The “Death Stranding” Trailers On Hard Drugs” Article On Hard Drugs Okay Coach… Coaches Corner? Coaches? However I’m supposed to say your name, this article is for your eyes only. Also for the eyes of everyone else reading this article. I know this is outside the area of your expertise, but hey, Full Disclosure? I don’t care. Number 5 – Psycho Mantis has always been real […] Worldwide Hyper Yawn No responses 10 min read December 12, 2017
Games Don’t Need To Be Shorter But they shouldn’t be longer either. What do you think when someone tells you a game is 100 hours long? Chances are you don’t get excited; I wouldn’t. Experience shows that a game that long is going to have lots of padding, and most of that time is spent unsatisfied. There’s a point in any […] Worldwide Hyper Yawn 4 responses 6 min read December 3, 2017
Spooktober Bonus Article – Cut List I don’t have time to play so many games, I’m only one person. Maybe, since I’m a Games Journalist, I can review a game without completing it or knowing too much backstory about it. So here’s a few games which didn’t make the cut due to my inability to focus and play one game at […] Worldwide Hyper Yawn No responses 9 min read October 30, 2017
Spooktober: Kid Dracula Kid Dracula is a Castlevania spinoff released in 1993 for the Gameboy. It’s a sequel/remake of an earlier, inferior Japan-only NES game. You play as Dracula’s son, on a quest to save the castle or something, the story was neither clear nor important. The game doesn’t really play similar to Castlevania as you might expect, […] Worldwide Hyper Yawn No responses 4 min read October 26, 2017
Brand New Sandbox MMORPG 2017 | Albion Online Review Hooboy. Let me tell you about my new favorite game “Brand New Sandbox MMORPG 2017”. Officially, I believe it’s called Albion Online, but the game’s website has the name backwards, I suppose for SEO reasons. Albion Online (AO) is a “sandbox” MMORPG developed by a small German studio called Sandbox Interactive (SBI). It’s the first NEW […] robek 'rw' world 5 responses 12 min read October 24, 2017
The Current Climate of Cryptocurrency – Part 1 Welcome to crypto! Since June, the entire climate of cryptocurrency has been in a complete state of calamity. There’s no doubt you’ve heard about them from your nephew, co-worker, or religious leader. Bitcoin and Ethereum have been featured prominently in the news media, forcing everyone to share their ill-informed opinions of the space. With the […] robek 'rw' world One response 6 min read October 23, 2017
Spooktober: F.E.A.R. F.E.A.R. is a linear first person shooter in the vein of Half-Life. Released in 2005 by Monolith Productions, it’s a fairly fun game that holds up in the graphics and gameplay departments. The visuals and 3D audio (look into installing those drivers) make the game extremely atmospheric with little detriment to gameplay. There’s 2 expansion […] Worldwide Hyper Yawn No responses 12 min read October 22, 2017
Last Take #2 – Lost In The Sauce I’m going to go ahead and scrap the planned opening for this Monday’s edition of Last Take to say that at approx. 9:40 am EST, ESPN broadcast a video on live television of a Miami Dolphins coach snorting coke. Full stop. This guy just got broadcast using a 20 dollar bill to do lines of […] Coaches Corner 2 responses 4 min read October 9, 2017