- Moderate is the new Counterculture – Next Mainstream If you’re like me, you’re probably tired of the steady stream of partisan politics being displayed across your social feeds and harped on every day in the media. Don’t fret, I have a prediction and I’m 90% sure it will come to pass. Prediction: Moderate will be mainstream in the next 2 – 4 years. […]
- TOP 5 REASONS WHY I KIDNAPPED AND THEN KILLED TODD KINCANNONS DOG Before we kick this off I’d like to say that I had a very hard time narrowing this down to just the top five reasons. I had almost 90 reasons on the shortlist before I sat down to bang this one out. I’d have to say that I spent nearly two hours narrowing this down […]
- The Horrifying Way Fake News Makes Your Brain Work Scientists have had a lot to say recently, and that’s a good thing. Without them, we’d be neck deep in a nightmare dystopia. Luckily, we’re only waist-deep, but Fake News™ could push humanity there… if we’re not vigilant. Recent sources close to scientists have suggested that Fake News™ could be reprogramming our brains and changing […]
- Virtual Reality: The Real Femme Fatale Sexbots. An idea that's been stirring in the minds of every unsatisfied man since the dawn of time. Yes, since the dawn of time. Do you really think Chief Sharpstone didn't get tired of his wife sometimes? If only he'd stayed alive a few hundred more years, he would have seen his dreams turned into reality (virtual reality).
- Countertops: Marble or Faux-Granite The question everyone has when searching for a new apartment is: Should my kitchen have marble or granite countertops
- I Am Going To Kinkshame The President-Elect Of The United States Of America And There’s Not A God Damn Thing You Can Do About It In today’s sociopolitical journalistic landscape, fact-checking, credibility, and sincerity in reporting has (rightfully) come to the forefront. We’re all tired of “Fake News” and that ilk, right? I mean, I’d hope that anyone smart enough to be reading my column realizes that fucking Clickhole isn’t real news. This entire “Trend” of people being fooled by […]
- Andy: Taking Back Memes from the Alt-Right Spread the word of Andy on Twitter with #ForAndy, and with #ImWithHer.
- How a Cartoon Frog Became Public Enemy #1 for the Establishment Pepe the Frog is a meme well loved by both celebrities and “deplorables” alike, but how did this frog who once “pulled down his pants all the way when he goes pee” go from a silly reaction image to a symbol of terror? In 2005, artist Matt Furie published a series of comics, called Boy’s […]
- What is the Alt-right? An overview. These memes are all I know Why #GamerGate was a mistake and the worst flavored redpill. The year is 2016. That is truly the current year. Some of us have been users of the internet for decades. When the internet was invented, 神様 (Kami-Sama) gave the user only two commandments: 1. Don’t believe anything you read […]