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Last Take #2 – Lost In The Sauce I’m going to go ahead and scrap the planned opening for this Monday’s edition of Last Take to say that at approx. 9:40 am EST, ESPN broadcast a video on live television of a Miami Dolphins coach snorting coke. Full stop. This guy just got broadcast using a 20 dollar bill to do lines of […] 2 responses 4 min read October 9, 2017
Coaches Corner Presents: Last Take #1 – The Leafs, Journalistic Integrity, and Coaches’ Origin Story Wow. It’s sure been awhile, hasn’t it? Since May? 4 Months? If I owed any of you anything, I’d give you an explanation. Well, frankly, it’s just been a very busy summer for me. I moonlighted as an NBA journalist, wrote most of a novel, and had a whirlwind vacation to my favourite city in […] 4 responses 4 min read October 5, 2017
A Bold Re-Gifting – The Pope Just Gave Donald Trump A Copy Of Undertale If anything, 2016 will go down in history as the year that shit just plain stopped making sense. About a year ago, for some reason that I have not been able to determine despite hours of research, his holiness The Pope invited a bunch of youtubers to the goddamn Vatican. This was generally regarded as […] One response 3 min read May 26, 2017
TOP 5 REASONS WHY I KIDNAPPED AND THEN KILLED TODD KINCANNONS DOG Before we kick this off I’d like to say that I had a very hard time narrowing this down to just the top five reasons. I had almost 90 reasons on the shortlist before I sat down to bang this one out. I’d have to say that I spent nearly two hours narrowing this down […] 4 responses 6 min read May 9, 2017
Stand Witness – The Leafs, Dart Guy, and a eulogy for some other losers Two seasons ago when Mike Babcock left the Detroit Red Wings to become the highest paid coach in NHL history for the worst team in the league, I have to admit I did not see a light at the end of that tunnel. The Toronto Maple Leafs being terrible has been a constant since, well, […] One response 5 min read May 8, 2017
HIVESWAP – Reviewed Today, in an effort to continue the ongoing war of gimmick infringement I’m fighting with W.H.Y. (Come on man, Pasta Salad?) I’m going to review a video game. Let’s get this over with. Hiveswap is a video game. Cool, right? Well, what the hell is Hiveswap? That’s a good question, because I certainly don’t know, […] No responses 9 min read April 13, 2017
NHL TRADE DEADLINE ROUNDUP Hey folks, welcome to Coaches Corner. First thing I’m going to address here is this – I understand that the Hockey Night In Canada segment starring Don Cherry and Ron McLean is spelled “Coach’s Corner.” I’m here to clear up any confusion about this. One, this is a corner of multiple coaches. Two, copywrite law […] 3 responses 31 min read April 3, 2017
THE LEGEND OF ZELDA – BREATH OF THE WILD REVIEW Okay, so I get it. Trust me, I do. All you guys out there are all kinds of stoked for the new Nintendo Switch. Well, most of you. Okay, some of you. Sure, there are lots of doubts about the Switch. To be honest, I wasn’t sure I was going to make the switch to […] 5 responses 3 min read March 2, 2017
Listen, I Understand You Are Upset, But No Amount Of Yelling At Me Or My Manager Will Fix The McFlurry Machine Before The Back-Ordered Parts Arrive We've all been there. 15 Bong Rips deep in an awkward night with your friend Bryan, who you really only spend time with because he's super lonely, and you kinda feel bad for him. 5 responses 3 min read February 13, 2017
I Am Going To Kinkshame The President-Elect Of The United States Of America And There’s Not A God Damn Thing You Can Do About It In today’s sociopolitical journalistic landscape, fact-checking, credibility, and sincerity in reporting has (rightfully) come to the forefront. We’re all tired of “Fake News” and that ilk, right? I mean, I’d hope that anyone smart enough to be reading my column realizes that fucking Clickhole isn’t real news. This entire “Trend” of people being fooled by […] No responses 3 min read January 11, 2017
Post-Modernism, A Crash Course; or “Turns out, you can just put words in any order you want and it doesn’t matter.” So, what is the Deal with post-modernism? Isn’t right now modern? How can we be post-modern? Isn’t that just the future? Unfortunately, due entirely to dipshits who decided to name an era that occurred now nearly 80 years ago as the “modern era” without any shred of foresight as to the fact that time (not […] No responses 8 min read December 18, 2016
I’m Not Going To Kill Bart Simpson, But If I Was, Here Is How I Would Do It e have a problem. It’s nearly 2017, and Bart Simpson is still alive. “Wait, what are you talking about?” You’re probably saying right now, out loud at your computer screen like some kind of idiot who thinks I can hear you. “Bart Simpson is a cool guy. Why is it bad that he’s alive?” Or, […] 6 responses 4 min read December 4, 2016