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My 2018 In Video Games

Because I lack any humor I once had, I don't want to do elaborate awards this year. Instead, I'll give my thoughts on some...

Tsugunai – Atonement

Think about your favorite town in a JRPG. Anyone who's played a JRPG has a favorite, and usually a different one from everyone else....

You Can Hear The People Shouting

Have you ever heard a joke that was so funny you wish you could hear it a thousand times? A quip, a phrase, an...

I don’t like Castlevania: Symphony of the Night

In all my game reviews, especially recently, I've recommended, discussed, and hopefully analyzed a lot of games that I like. Those are games I...

Spider-Man (PS4)

A loud ding can be heard off in the distance. The source: your mom's brand new 2004 GE oven and stove top combo priced...

Uplink

Seemingly the entire PC simulation game genre has a tendency to give the player immediate head-first immersion. That immersion is in both senses of...

Ape Escape

If there's one thing I love most about video games, it's controls. I'm more likely to forgive a game's flaws if it tries to...

Kero Blaster

Kero Blaster is a game by Daisuke Amaya, or Pixel, the same guy who made Cave Story. It’s almost impossible not to mention...

Death

There's something old people like to say about the only certainties in life being death and taxes, but come on, let's be real. No...